Hello, I know I haven’t written in awhile. Just trying to work as much as I can when things are going … More
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5 Reasons We Should Let the U.N. Regulate School Lunches (April Fool's)
Following the popularity and success of Common Core, the United Nations has endeavored to be involved in more aspects of the … More
What the Bible Says About Veganism
Here at Modern Life Survivalist we don’t go meatless. No—not for anyone. (Actually, we do follow the Bulletproof Diet, which … More
The Unimaginable Cruelty of a Society That Makes Kids Fat, Shames Them for It, and Then Puts Them on Treadmills
I’d like to talk about something that’s very dear to my heart: fat kids. You see, I was a fat … More