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Tag: Organic
The Unimaginable Cruelty of a Society That Makes Kids Fat, Shames Them for It, and Then Puts Them on Treadmills
I’d like to talk about something that’s very dear to my heart: fat kids. You see, I was a fat … More
Submit Tweets to Troll Monsanto for 24 Hours
I need your help with something very easy and fun! Twitter handle: @mlsurvivalist Mission: to #trollMonsanto for 24 hours … More
The New Polarity: Skeptards Vs. Tinfoils (Skeptics and "Conspiracy Theorists")
I hereby officially define, declare, and otherwise decree the terms skeptard and tinfoil. I’m sorry if “skeptard” offends anyone. I assure you it … More
Hippie Hygiene on the Cheap
Alright, everybody, it’s time for us to channel our inner hippy and stink up the place! Just kidding! That’s a … More
Why Stop Eating Kerrygold Butter: GMO Corn and Bt toxins
Today I want to focus on corn. Corn is not fit for consumption by anyone, especially your loved ones! Sadly, … More
Does InfoWars Coffee Rival Bulletproof Coffee's Mycotoxin-Free Punch?
It is the year 2014. The New World Order is burgeoning and nearing full realization. Coffee is universally contaminated with … More